37 Favorite Garden Quotes, Memes, and Quirky Expressions Empress of Dirt
(Lol!) A man should never plant a garden too big for his wife to handle. If a man is alone in the garden and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Two of my wife's aunts lived side by side. One aunt was a country girl - and she grew delicious tomatoes. The other aunt was a teacher - and she didn't plant anything.
You Might Be A Gardener If... 52 Humorous Observations About Life In The Garden This clean
Growth takes time. Be patient. And while you're waiting, pull a weed. ~Emilie Barnes~ Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. ~Dave Barry~ There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. ~Clyde Moore~
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Punny, Funny, Witty, and Whimsical. There are lots of great garden quotes out there. Here are just a few collected together for you. Some are short and sweet little phrases that would fit perfectly on a garden sign or plaque, others are longer and can be attributed to a particular person (usually a gardener) with their wisdom and passion shining through.
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"Gardeners are the original multitaskers. We can weed, prune, and daydream all at the same time." - Unknown "I'm not sure if I'm a good gardener or a bad gardener. I keep planting things and they keep growing." - Unknown "I'm not a very good gardener. I'm more of a dirt disturber." - Unknown
25 Funny Gardening Memes For Everyone Who Loves Plants Bouncy Mustard
8,58K If you've been following along for a while, you know I've become my mother. Admittedly, I'm a crazy plant lady. So, of course, I had to come up with a list of funny plant quotes and garden quotes for my letter boards and my chalkboards! Some of these quotes about plants I have seen imprinted on pots at stores.
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I dig carrots Keep calm, carrot on Lettuce romaine calm Lettuce celebrate I love you from my head to-ma-toes I'm a gardener down to-ma-toes Kale yes! Turnip the music You're one in a melon Oh my gourd There's a gold mine of gardening puns in the herb garden! I'm kind of a big dill Bay leaf in yourself We were mint to be Thyme to garden
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37 Favorite Garden Quotes, Memes, and Quirky Expressions 15 Oct Contents 1Popular Gardening Exegesis - Revised Version 2Gardener's Recipe 3Nothing is perfect 4Take Delight 5I Like Gardening 6Housework 7A Loyal Friend 8Worries 9Hope 10Weeds 11Weather Lesson 12Get Growin' 13Forgetting 14Time Outside 15Think Outside 16Speeding By 17Garden Speak
Garden Memes, Quotes and Sayings to Nurture Your Gardener's Soul GardensAll Featured
These short garden quotes are funny or light-hearted while others are more sentimental, expressing the heart of gardening. You'll recognize some famous names while others—equally charming—come from sources unknown.
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Garden and plant lovers, are you looking for inspirational or funny gardening quotes? Well, I've got you covered with 83 of them! These short quotes are perfect to use in social media, email marketing or to create graphics (both digital and print). They can be used to create garden signs and placards.
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B.C. Forbes: It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. William Kent: Garden as though you will live forever. Janet Kilburn Phillips: There.
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Gardening itself is a very refreshing experience but to add more fun to it, here are some funny gardening quotes for every gardener out there. 24 Humorous Quotations about Gardening 1 Gardening keeps you busy. 2 Let's grow a garden. 3 You can buy happiness in garden center. 4 Ultimate solution for unemployment. 5 Gardeners should be careful! 6
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#1 "Gardening. Cheaper than therapy (until your spouse adds up the receipts)." — Anonymous #2 "If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener." — J.C. Raulston #3 "Anyone who has time for drama is not gardening enough" — Anonymous
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"Gardening is the work of a lifetime: You never finish." — Oscar De La Renta "Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years." - Unknown "In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect." - Alice Walker
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More funny quotes. These gardening quotes, sayings and proverbs are a fabulous way to dress up a seed swap party, a gardening journal or scrapbook pages for plants and flower pictures. Best Garden Quotes. Many great garden quotes exist which can be used when gardening.
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If you can't find inspiration in a garden, you aren't looking very hard. Use the captions below to share the magical inspiration of gardening. Image Credit. Garden joy is in the journey. Feed your garden; recharge your soul. Miracles happen in the garden every day. A garden is a little slice of heaven here on earth.
40 Funny Cute Sarcastic and Sentimental Garden Signs Empress of Dirt
"Gardeners have the best dirt on everyone." "If at first, you don't succeed, try watering again." "Gardening: the only activity where you can both work and nap at the same time." "A weed is just a plant with a better PR team." "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for the garden."